Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Its about making memories worth repressing
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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