You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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