You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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