I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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