Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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