I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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