school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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