how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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