it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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