I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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