Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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