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Only a mothe r could love this liver
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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