sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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