Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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