I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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