watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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