he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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