I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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