and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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