I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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