We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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