im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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