If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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