it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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