HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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