Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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