Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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