What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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