if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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