I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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