ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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