Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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