I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My vagina is very pro this idea
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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