Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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