Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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