She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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