shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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