I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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