i don't like sucking hair
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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