I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize