So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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