this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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