they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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