i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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