READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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