is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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