This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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