i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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