He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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