hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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